Writer. Neopragmatist polymath with arcane tendencies.

It may not work between us if you’re not still holding a grudge against NPR for changing the “Morning Edition” theme music seven years ago.

All writing on this site is 100% human-generated by yours truly.

what it is

Notions and manias. Fascinations. Proposals, perusals, and lists. Smart answers to dumb questions. Vice versa. Trope dissection. Revelations. Calculations and codes. Chalkless hopscotch. Fancies. Wit and lamentation. Esoterica. Claims and counterclaims. Open letters. High camp. Ways and means. Benevolent earworms. Aliens! probably. Receipts. Little fluffy clouds. Things lost and found. Inside voices. Outside chances. Reassurance that it’s them not you.

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